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Maybe audiences aren’t clamoring for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for glossiness and bloat. However, one must admit: his lavishly upholstered romantic vampire tale has ambition and panache – and amid its theatrical camp, I might just favor compared with Robert Eggers’s recent, solemnly classy version of Nosferatu. A few strange elements appear, like a particular moment that seems to depict a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz portrays a humorous yet burdened vampire-hunting priest – I can’t believe he hasn’t played this role before – who finds himself in Paris in 1889 to mark the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution. So does the malevolent vampire count, played by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone similar to Carell’s Gru character in the Despicable Me films. This character suits him perfectly.
Here’s the premise: the count has wandered endlessly the world in sorrow over four centuries after his transformation into a vampire, a punishment due to his blasphemous mourning after the passing of his spouse Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, Rosanna Arquette’s child). the vampire has been searching, searching, searching for some woman who would be the return of his departed beloved. As ill fortune would have it, the fortunate female is revealed as Mina (again played by Bleu), the demure fiancee of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who lately visited to the count’s castle to negotiate his land assets and the tiny painting of the winsome Mina attracted Dracula’s gaze.
Besson organizes Dracula’s flashback sequence of worldwide travels in various outrageous costumes with a sure hand, and he is not above providing humorous scenes in the style of Mel Brooks – for example the count’s repeated and futile attempts to commit suicide after Elisabeta’s death, along with comical sequences that result after Dracula applies to himself using a particular scent in historic Florence, that renders him irresistible to women. Absurd yet engaging.
Dracula is available digitally starting December 1st and on DVD and Blu-ray from 22 December. It will be shown in Australian cinemas starting February 5, 2026.
A tech enthusiast and digital strategist with over a decade of experience in reviewing gadgets and exploring emerging technologies.